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[Ginger_Exorcist]

"Um. Hi."

"…What…?"

"I. Um. Your phone called me on accident, I think."

"…When?"

"Maybe… ten minutes ago… or so?"

"So you… heard everything."

"…Pretty much, yes. But I… I… I did it too, so…"

A long pause.

"Hey?"

"Yes?"

"Wanna come over?"

"Okay."
(c) Xx The Grey Lady xX

Comments

[ShieldmaidenAnnstas]

Is this what I'm thinking or what?..0.o

[Ginger_Exorcist]

Tell me what you are thinking.

[ShieldmaidenAnnstas]

I think that this is a new way to do "Pick-Up"

[Ginger_Exorcist]

Well, one guy was masturbating and he called his friend, but he didn't do it on purpose. His friend (by the way, this friend was a cause of guy's erection) heard guy's moans and started masturbating too. They cum at the same time. Then, the guy found out that his friend had heard everything, but his friend told him that he had been masturbating too.
If you call this kind of awkward situation a new way to do "Pick-Up", then this way will change "Pick-Up" science radically.

[ShieldmaidenAnnstas]

Well, then I've guessed completely wrong.)